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A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
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A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
From one of our customers
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
4) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
5) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
6) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
7) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
8)Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
9) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
10) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
11) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
4) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
5) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
6) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
7) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
8)Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
9) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
10) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
11) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good
Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Lived it, Brother...Lived It...
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Currently living it. Still love her though...
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
All true, but I have never come across an airplane that can make me as happy as my woman does. Wouldn't trade her for all the airplanes in the world!
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Aye! +1fit90 wrote:All true, but I have never come across an airplane that can make me as happy as my woman does. Wouldn't trade her for all the airplanes in the world!
You too Ron.
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
my god,thats my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
I think we're talking about half the Worlds population Lads
and I don't think I fancy having to sleep any of your
ugly mugs.
Although Rusty's beard is strangely alluring..........!
and I don't think I fancy having to sleep any of your
ugly mugs.
Although Rusty's beard is strangely alluring..........!
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Oh my god, quick... where's my razor!John Goddard wrote:I think we're talking about half the Worlds population Lads
and I don't think I fancy having to sleep any of your
ugly mugs.
Although Rusty's beard is strangely alluring..........!
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Re: A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
That's what stardom does Rusty.......
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A dozen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
SOOO TRUE VERY FUNNY now if I could find a women to show this to ? would surly stir the pot rub her fur wrong LOL!!!!
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