For my 1K post I'd like to.........................

SuperDave wrote:Wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and happy holiday season in a free America.

Although we live in perilous times be mindful of the goodness that abounds when Americans work together for common purpose. Reach out to your family and those around you and extend to them warm and sincere expressions of your best wishes for the coming New Year.

I did something like that today......I was in a hurry, and this lady (wearing a bonnet) driving a big `ole passenger van full of people was goins soooo slow....9 come on , reall, 25 in a 55, trade it on a horse and buggy already)........as I pulled up beside her during my passing her I stepped on it so she could hear the pipes and gave her the seasons greetings gesture while I steered with my knee so I could use both hands for gesture

Now, now, I`m just kidding but if you didn`t laugh at least a little, I guess I need to think up something funnier .........wait, wait, I got 1......... saving that 1 for later

nitroairplane wrote:About 45 seconds only because i struggled to get out
Felt like hours though.

Next time try some exlax buddy

That's just sick you people disgust me